A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Cadburies Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

A girl comes home with a smart Sardar boy. She introduces Sardarji with her mother.

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Funny Sardar: Not really madam, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!